Home, Garden & Wine

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We use Nature's Rock, not a Faux or Resin product
​We do not impose a font restriction

We sell hand sandblast engraved custom and stock stone and slate pieces for the home and garden.  We have a  library of funny signs for the gardener, wine lover, kitchen, entry, road marker, bathroom and more.  And we can create a personalized sign for any other inside/outside areas.

Stock product orders ship within 5 business days; ​Custom orders generally ship in 2-3 weeks.​
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Stock 
(No Customization)
​Signs, Stones and Pavers
Click on text or image to go to the product order page​​

Gifts for the Wine Lover
Gifts for Kitchen, Laundry, Bath
Gifts for the Gardener

All Other Stock Home Gifts:
​​A new day is on the Horizon
Always LATTE
All that you are seeking is also seeking you
A wise man once said NOTHING
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Be the change you want to see in the world
Beach Rules
Blessings, count them one by one
Being kind is more important than being right
Be your own super hero
Be Yourself / Everyone else is taken

Character consists of what you do on
the 3rd and 4th tries
​Three Crosses
Changing the toilet paper will not cause
brain damage

Door Bell Broken / Yell DING DONG /
Really Loud
Don't look back / You're not going that way
Deer head
Don't Piss Off the GNOMES
Dad ROCKS
Daddy ROCKS

EARTH without ART is EH
Everyone brings Happiness to this Office - Some when they enter,  Others when they leave

Flowers Feed the SOUL
Follow your BLISS
​Forever we will be You and Me
Forgiveness means giving up
all hope of a better past

GO JUMP in the LAKE
Grow old with me The best is yet to be
Good things come to those who BAIT

It's always something
​Is it BEER:30 yet?
I'm afraid my train of thought has
left the station
​I only have a kitchen because it came with this house
I'll never stop the rain by complaining
It is what it is
If I'm missing, I'm fishing
I see no reason to act my Age
I like long romantic walks to the fridge
I will never be old enough to know better
I Love You to the Moon And Back

Jewish Prayer 
Joy

Legalize Pottery
Live, Love, Laugh
LOVE is an action word
Love Grows Here

Many have eaten here, Few have died
Marriage means commitment, so does insanity
MOM ROCKS
Martha Stewart doesn't live here
My Sister ROCKS
The MAN CAVE

Nothing is written in stone
NOTHING​​
NO Soliciting unless you're selling THIN MINTS
Never trust a skinny chef
NO Soliciting
Never give up / Never give up / Never give up
Never let the things you want
Make you forget the things you have
NO is a complete sentence​
Never get so busy LIVING that you forget to make a LIFE

​OMG WTF is the BFD
OHM symbol
The Original Fly Swatter
OMG /Mother was right about everything

Please REMOVE YOUR SHOES
​Planting a garden plants hope for tomorrow
Please DRY OFF before entering
Please Watch Your Step

Real Heroes Don't Wear Capes, They wear Dog Tags
ROCK ON

Star of David
Save the Earth. it's the only planet with Chocolate
Smiling leads to happiness
She Shack

The 10 Commandments are NOT multiple choice
This place is for the BIRDS
To save time, let's just assume I'm right
#TIMES-UP​​​
Thank You GOD for EVERYTHING
Time to get Blitzened
Turn your stumbling blocks into stepping stones​

​​​You are my sunshine
You miss 100% of the shots you never take
​YOU ROCK

​Well behaved WOMEN rarely make HISTORY
​When nothing goes Right, go Left
We're all here because we're not all there
Where's there's SMOKE there's FOOD
When someone you love becomes a memory,
​the memory becomes a treasure
WELCOME
WELCOME to our HOME

Note:  Images are representative as our products are hand-engraved, natural stone pieces. Actual Stock pieces will vary slightly.

Custom 
Signs, Stones and Pavers
Click here to go to the general order page showing all products; Click on an image to go to that product's order page
​No Additional Charge for color or design work​​

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If you don't find what you're looking for, contact us; we may have a non-published solution, and if not,
​we may suggest an alternative to meet your need